It’s like a baby giraffe taking it’s first steps…
It hurts to watch this. But I can’t not look.
What the …
I give you ladies props, I really do.
It’s almost like…she’s doing it on purpose…
DAT AZZ
Seriously, how many women can stand like that in today’s fashion and maintain such a beautiful, natural shape? What a gorgeous woman!
Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded. Because the elements, the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars. And the only way they could get into your body is if the stars were kind enough to explode. So forget Jesus. The stars died so you could be here today.
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| — | Lawrence Krauss (via allhailtheinfidel) (via ageofreason, neightkelly) |
“The man is a national treasure. He’s a national treasure and he’s a personal treasure too. I share him with the nation.” -Hugh Laurie [on Stephen Fry]
I’m happy to be an android. I was a man yesterday, and I am a woman today. I have no gender problems. I can be both, I can be neither. I may be by your side.
Reblog and bold what applies to you.
- I’m (can be) loud.
- I’m sarcastic.
- I cry easily.
- I have a bad temper.
- I’m easy to get along with.
- I have more enemies than friends.
- I’ve smoked.
- I drink coffee.
- I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
- I wear makeup.
- I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
- I wear contacts.
- I wear glasses.
- I have braces.
- I change my hair color often.
- I have a piercing.
- I have small feet.
Relationships:
- I’m in a relationship now.
- I’m single.
- I’m crushin’.
- I’ve missed an ex before.
- I’m always scared of being hurt.
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
- I’ve been in love more than two times.
- I believe in love at first sight.
Friendships:
- I have best friends.
- I have at least ten REAL friends.
- I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
- I’ve beaten up a friend.
- I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
- I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences:
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve taken a taxi.
- I’ve taken a city bus.
- I’ve taken a school bus.
- I’ve made a speech.
- I’ve been in some sort of club.
- I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
Music:
- I listen to R&B.
- I listen to pop.
- I listen to techno.
- I listen to rock.
- I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
- I download music.
- I buy CD’s.
Family Life:
- I get along with both of my parents for the most part.
- My biological parents are still together.
- I have at least one brother.
- I have at least one sister.
- I’ve been kicked out of the house.
- I’ve ran away from my home.
- I’ve sworn at my parents.
- I’ve made my parents cry.
- I’ve lied to my parents.
- I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
- I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
- I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
- I cant lie to my parents.
Hair:
- I’ve been brown.
- I’ve had streaks.
- I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
- I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
- I’ve been blonde.
- I’ve had black.
- I’ve been red.
- I’ve been light brown.
- I use conditioner.
- I’ve curled my hair.
- I’ve straightened my hair.
Oh, how I wish I could see this...
Chris Hardwick: Craig, tell us one thing you have never said in public before.
Audience: *laughs*
Craig Ferguson: ...
...
Craig: I blew myself once just to see what it was like.
...
Craig: It was very dissapointing. It was like masturbating with the opposite hand-
Chris: Wait?!? You actually did this???
Craig: F*ck yeah.
